Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.


If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.


Never buy a car you can't push.


TIPS TO AVOID ALLIGATOR ATTACKS
Don't swim in waters inhabited by large alligators.
If you are unfamiliar with a lake or stream, ask someone who is.


TIPS ON WRITING
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming YAHOO - What a Ride!"
Hunter S. Thompson


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.